The Timepass Archives




Timepass Article Archive, 2000 - present (most recent last)


An interesting way of looking at the OR gate, through Hindi movies.

How to tactfully change the topic

How to build a cheap android

How to bridge the language gap between North and South India

The Geometric Progression

Face Transitions (Contributed by Subroto)

How to be a serious poet

The relationship between accelerating voltage and electron kinetic energy

The perfect solid and one-hit (sic) wonders in Indi pop

The Early 90s Indi Pop Revoltion

Masters of Disguise

How to kill your wife

Probablity and the seven swaras

How to threaten/blackmail fruits into submission

How medical science makes life better for you: An example from Hindi movies

Projectile physics - a lesson from Dream Girl

Bondage & the Harmonica

Are you in denial or just plain dumb?

This one time, at scout camp...

The Bengal Tiger and The Superstar

When there's a script-scene discrepancy

Papa, Where Do Babies Come From?

Ripoffs

How to treat a bullet-wound like a MAN

Medical miracles and complicated twists of fate

Why try to capitalize on people's emotions when they won't even watch your movie???

Hollywood feels the Force of Coriolis

Physics is The Core's Whore

A master of disguise and a HOT mistress of Cold Fusion

80s ad jingles

Aaag Hi Aag (Contributed by Subroto)

List of Indian TV serials in the 80s

It was a pleasure to burn

Some Paaji-isms

KKK (Keralite Kindergarten Kop)

I guess I'd rather die than fade away

Vinay presents: Bhoot

What South Indians want from their movies: A World This Week Exclusive

Is Dil Ke Tukde Hazar Hue Interview

Why, Rafi, WHY???? - My personal Anti-Meena Kumari page

How to be tolerant of others' sexual preferences

My Asha Parekh fan page

Why Circuses in India don't make money anymore

How to deliver inane and shady dialogues without cracking up

Winner of last year's Make Your Own Hindi Movie contest!

A recipe for dis-TASTER

Readers Right... and Wrong

Mujhe Bahut PYAAS Lagi Hai

Subroto does it again

Spoilers ( Do NOT click here if you will be pissed off that I spoilt it for you!)

Control V-jayi bhava!

Sardaron ki axe'sent

Silence of The Lampoons

Suhasini Mani Rathnam: She knows how to do it

The plotline: confusing, or overly complicated?

A horror-filled week at Princeton

Anonymous source composes Bollywood Movie Inconsistencies

International Khiladi

The whole Oye Oye thing

Awesome lyrics don't grow on trees (Part 1)

I have potential, but I should keep away from Suhasini-criticism (fanmail)!

Had this been an email, I would surely have been called a fucker
(probably a motherfucker) (fanmail)

The funniest parody I have ever heard

Anti-Visu page contributed by a READER!
S. P. Balasubramaniam is a national treasure
Hippy hippy hippa hippa hippy, huppy huppy Maalvika puppy
When Doves (Make YOU Laugh Until You) Cry!
The US is a safe haven for haters like me (fan mail)
El Link: Inspired Indian Film Songs (A blast from my past. I dug out Karthik's email!)
Aaa-ooooh! Don't treat Shakti with sakhti!
What connects Asha Sachdev and Life Processes II ?
99.99% Inspiration, 0.01% Perspiration (NEW!)
I LIVE for this shit! (fan mail)
Delayed reaction to the Olumbian article (fan mail)
The Gold Brick
If I can't provide, I can at least link to other people
Sometimes, you're better off dead... (Fan mail!)
Dilli Sahar Mein Maro Ghaagro Jo Ghummiya
Two Tragi-comic Tatas
An afterthought: Add this to the Kindergarten Kop page
I Hope I'm Old Before I'm Born
Can I have another piece of Chocolate cake? Can I have another cheap Picasso fake?
List of unnecessarily comic death scenes 
...But seriously, why do I hate Good Acting?
Thank you, Popo Singh
Learn English or Estonian in a few weeks. AND convert to Christianity. Ollelujah! (Fanmail)
Hadj Brahm Khaled
Awesome lyrics don't grow on trees (Part 2) 
The Timepass Quiz Number 5 




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