After a huge gap, I looked at my Guestbook and saw that many people had written about how much they liked the articles on the Timepass page. There were also some people that have written about how much they didn't agree with some of the stuff on these pages. I think those people haven't seen my Recipes page yet, and that's why I haven't received any emails from Robindro-shongeet enthusiasts yet.

Here's one guestbook entry regarding my Keralite Kindergarten Kop page:

hello, some things u said r funny. but when u write those always think that it can hurt some ones feelings. i admit that olympian anthony adam was stupid. but u must know that it was a flop in theatres. there are other malayalam films which are not koppu. dont day that the people in one state is stupid [sic] by basing on i "mallu" film. MANASSILAYOO KNAPPE also i have seen many malayalis who can speak english very well. i bet u will never be able to say 1 word in malayalam with the correct pronounciation.

I thank CHECHI/CHETAN very much for your guestbook entry. I can prove you wrong at least on one count. The word Malayalam or the word Malayali are definitely Malayali words, and I can pronounce them just as fluently as the nearest Dubai-returned Mellu with coganett oyill in his hair! Therefore, aren't you glad I didn't take you up on that bet? You would have lost quite a few Dinars!! Or  your favourite Sone-ka-Jhaadu!
Just kidding. There are more words in my fluent-Mallu dictionary, but I don't think they exceed fifty or so. I don even no many word in English, just enough to write web sight.
If your claim [this film didn't make it big at the box-oaf-feece] is true, then I pity the Mallu commies. I guess some stupid-ass art film was number 1 at the time, huh. I would rather go see Olympian. It is not just eye-candy, it is a good laugh. Especially that olo-kosht dialogue.
As far as saying that all the people in Kerala are stupid, I never said that. I never even said any Keralite is stupid, so don't get defensive yet. I did definitely say that this movie was funny.
Yes, you may have seen many Malayalis who can speak English very well. This is also strange, because that would mean that they hardly venture out of Kerala [this inspite of the high influx from Dubai into other regions of India] - because I have rarely seen a Mallu [rarely doesn't mean none, but we ARE talking majority here] that can't be identified by his or her looks, accent or name. I recently heard about a POI (Person of Indian Origin) that was talking to someone I know. Based on appearance alone, my source was able to place the POI's origin in "God's Oillu Country", Kerala. This inference was confirmed when the POI said two sentences, the nametag [part of which was obscured] said C. THOM now if that wasn't C. THOMAS, what was it?

Another entry about the Meena Kumari Hate Page:

also meenakumari was the shit ok!! even tho she made a lot of tragic movies, she was an excellant actress! pakeezah was out-effin- standing! she was a great poet too, and incredible voice so as a punishment , u have to watch her entire filmography in a 24 hr period

Thanks for your guestbook entry. BUT: NOOOOOOO! Don't do me like that, please! I beg you! Isn't it punishment enough that you have to open my eyes to the fact that there ARE twisted people in the world that actually LIKED Meena Kumari and thought she was a POET?!?! You are right about one thing, MK was shit. You are saying Pakeezah was outstanding only because THEY made you think so. They're watching you, NEO!

Yet another Meena Kumari fanmail:

        The effort for an anti Meena Kumari page is a good one and any artist looks for criticism. But this lady seems to have earned her money and left for us all the films she made . For a             person born poor enough so that she had to be left at the orphanage right at the time of birth? Probably the page could be more beautiful with.

Probably I wish to criticize the use of the term Meena (*******) Kumari but otherwise you must come up with some positive ideas also. She was the actress who dared to wear half Pants in early films. Must know that also if that pleases you. She gave a bathing scene when Bollywood was afraid of adventures and was infested with conservatives.

Thanks for your entry. But: I don't think mentioning the fact that MK actually "dared to bare" says anything in FAVOUR of her!!!! YUCK!!!!! CONSERVATIVES???? How is it that when we talk about B/W actresses and they bare, people say, they did something brave in a world of conservatives, it was art, and all that Bengali-director-moves-to-Bombay-to-rip-off some-Bong-film-with-a-Bong-music-soundtrack crap, and when we talk about someone in recent times exposing themselves, it is done purely for box office revenue??? I believe Parla when he quotes, "Any time is as good as any other time" - so if they do it for box-office revenue in the 21st century, that's what they did it for in the 50s. The only thing you can infer from this is that general public is as desperate for some skin as it was 50 years ago. Which is good news for arty-farty movies with some "brave" filmmakers who intend to show some skin or intend to have sexual content in their films. Look at what it did for Fire or Kamasutra or Utsav!! [The only movie worth actual watching, if one is looking for quality skin, would be Kamasutra, else you would be forced to encounter Shabana Azmi as a middle-aged lesbian or Rekha as a 60-year old prostitute! But movie-quality wise, KS sucks, of course. I'm glad Naveen Andrews was in Bombay Boys, otherwise I would have probably written a hate page about him]... As far as "earning her money" and "leaving us all the films she made" - if you mean that there wasn't anything else they could find in a country of 0.6 billion people, then yeah, I guess she earned her money. BUT: Just because someone had a hard life doesn't mean that we have to put up with the crap they create. What kind of philosophy is that?! I would think that living a hard life gives you more of a drive to excel. But MK was just a dumbass who couldn't act if someone held a gun to her head. All she did was moan and cry in movies. I don't think that has anything to do with hardships she suffered. Even if it does, sorry, that doesn't amount to diddly-squat.
So, in effect, you are saying that she was poor, and she made money by wearing half-pants and appearing in a bathing scene ["Arrey? Barsaat?"] in more conservative times. How is that different from all the women (and men) that make money selling their bodies to the public? The difference is, the other women and men probably look better and give you more bang for your buck! Pardon the pun.

Honourable mention:

I don't whether you know about this movie called Sahiban. There is this one particular scene. Sanjay Dutt, had kidnapped Madhuri Dixit. He wants Madhuri to sing and dance for him. At the end of the song, Sanjay tries to force himself on her, a white rabbit comes flying on to the screen out of nowhere and knocks Sanjay out cold.

Thanks for your entry. I guess the moviemakers decided to follow the white rabbit on that one. Nice.

A Message from someone claiming to be Meena Kumari:

your hatred of me is hilarious and acute. i wish i had been less of a weepy passive pathetic female, then maybe i wouldn't have become a bloated alcoholic poetry-writing female. i wasn't so bad looking in a pouty-lipped semi-central-asian kind of way though.

Sorry honey, just because you put pencil (or pen or quill) to paper doesn't mean you were (or are) a poet. So, let me get this straight - you pretended to die, and are in hiding, still releasing movies? Wasn't Pakeezah released a little after you died, or something like that? That would mean you at least started the Gangsta Rap Death Trend - say hello to Notorious B.I.G. and 2Pac wherever you are - I know they are on the same island, still making music but pretending they recorded it years before they died. And yeah: You were butt-ugly. Probably Bong, too [that wouldn't surprise me, since you "fancy yourself a poet", to quote a certain movie starring a certain band that you Bongs love to listen to while you're doing all that pot.]

I have potential, but I waste it on criticism

How cool is this!

You must have hell a lot of time to talk trash. I was browsing and ended up viewing your page about Suhasini. Im not sure what's your beef against her, but doesnt seem quite healthy. But i do have news for you, whatever content you have in there you did a lot of research.... or maybe its all in your head. Alrite the reason Im writing to you is to tell you, you have a lot of potential, but use it for the right reasons. Take care Good Luck

You are one useless fuck ranting about tamilians... u must be in US... no wonder u dont know anything better to do in life... thats the safe haven for haters like u... have fun.. and take ur time to grow up and do something productively