Tired of trying to threaten living people? Need a challenge? Try blackmailing fruits or vegetables. But wait: we need some weakness to threaten them... as Ajit might have said... ``Uski koi to majboori hogi, koi behen, koi beti..''
So here's an example. This time its from a Hollywood movie. Assassins (1995), starring Sly Stallone and in a very Shah Rukh Khan-esque hamming role, Antonio Banderas, as assassass... assissis... assassiss... professional killers. Antonio Banderas is the younger of the two (yeah, don't you wish it was Manoj Kumar who was the younger, college-going killer?), and wants to get rid of his competition so he can be the best there is. He lays in wait for Sly in a broken-down church of some kind.

He's nervous and needs to concentrate, and so he spends his time practicing his skills. You know, the usual. Marksmanship, ogling women, overacting, working that (supposedly) sexy accent of his, etc etc.

The scene: nighttime, and Antonio is hungry... well sort of. He also needs to practice. He buys two peaches (I think they were peaches, they might have been apples, but I think they were peaches), impales one on the gate of the church yard, goes up to the belfry, aims, and shoots. The peach, of course, is blown to bits. He grins, looks at the other peach (which has survived attack in his hand), and says, ``Aai keel your braader''...

Nothing more I will say about that.