No, I am not saying we should be doing it, but you never know when you might need such advice. If you had a wife like Jack Nicholson did in The Shining (wife played by Shelley Duvall. For her own good I hope she isn't like that in real life), you definitely need to read this page so you can be careful and get rid of the bee-otch.

Movie: Paththar Ke Insaan
Scene: Vinod Khanna wants to murder his wife. So, he is shown donning his ``gear'' - black leather jacket, sunglasses, black leather gloves, black leather pants, black shoes, etc etc. And then, he creeps slowly into the house.... and poisons his wife's tea.