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The Timepass Quiz Vol. 2

The topic for this week: Know your Bollywood college

Khabardaar! Pulis ne tumhein chaaron taraf se gher liya hai! In sawaalon ka sahi sahi jawaab do warna apne aap ko pulis ke hawale kar do!! No peeking at the answers until you have made your choices!


1) The percentage of guys in a college [with leather jackets and sunglasses, riding around on motorbikes smoking cigarettes blowing smoke on the helpless fat kids, geeks and the occasional beautiful girl] named Vicky is approximately
a) 100
b) 80
c) 70
d) 40
e) 0

2) The probability that guys who satisfy property (1) above have a rich father is
a) 1.0
b) lesser than or equal to the probability that all the good guys in the college have names belonging to the set {Ajay, Rajesh, Ravi, Vijay}
c) strictly lesser than the probability that the Principal's name belongs to the set {Father D'Costa, Father D'Cruz, Malhotra, Rathod, Saxena}
d) both (b) and (c)
e) all of the above

3) The budget for your college's Annual Day Celebrations this year was
a) equal to what the set designer earned for the backdrop and the disco lights and shitty sound system
b) equal to what the choreographer earned for the dance sequence during the Annual Day Celebrations featuring the hero and heroine
c) more than half of what the hero made from the movie
d) more than ten times the amount you had to pay the fake crowd you rented from REAL neighbouring colleges for their fake enthusiastic cheers             during and after the hero and heroine's shitty dance number
e) more than twice what Johnny Lever made for his shitty five-minute unnecessary appearance

4) Studies show the probability that a girl gets raped by a gang consisting of AT LEAST two guys at least once in a college sequence was found to be
a) 0.3 [1983-1998] and 0.1 [1998-2003]
b) 0.7 [1983-1998] and 0.9 [1998-2003]
c) 0.4 [1983-2003]
d) less than we would like it to be for entertainment purposes [1998-2003]
e) around 1/(number of Hindi movies made between 1998-2003)

5) The last excursion your college organized was to
a) Ooty
b) Nainital
c) Matheran
d) Australia
e) Switzerland

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Answers to Quiz 1

1) b. 20% of these guys have names like Kundan, Avinash and Prem.
2) a. If you answered e, then you don't know math.
3) d. You wish that Johnny Lever didn't make as much as he did.
4) d.
5) e. Trick question! Even though they said it would be Ooty, they actually tricked you and filmed you dancing and singing in Switzerland instead. You should have been in college in the 60s and 70s, when they said they were taking you to Kashmir but instead took you to Observation Post in Bombay!

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