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The Timepass Quiz Vol. 3
The topic for this week: Bollywood
supervillains
Aji sunte ho, Gudiya ke bapu! Agar
tumhein
apni jawaan beti ki thodi bhi fikar hai to phir answer these
questions!
No peeking at the answers until you have made your choices!
1) Which of the following Bollywood supervillain characters doesn't
belong
to the group, and why?
a) Amrish Puri as Mogambo in Mr. India
b) Amjad Khan as Gabbar Singh in Sholay
c) Prem Nath as Sir Juda in Karz
d) Anupam Kher as Doctor Deng in Karma
e) Ajit as Lion in Kalicharan
2) Which one of the following supervillain henchmen should be the first
one
to be "fired" by shooting a cannonball into his ass?
a) The guy in Mr. India who mistook Sridevi for Charlie
Chaplin
and allowed her entry into the gambling establishment
b) The guy in Mr. India who tailored Mogambo's costume
c) The guy in Kalicharan who thought, "Hey, you know
what would
be cool? If for our boss Lion's birthday we had his name put up on a
rotating
thermocol plate!"
d) The guy in Karz who was ordered to bring back Stephen
Hawking's
robotic speech device for Sir Juda but returned with two glass globes
and
some of Bhappi Lahiri's pimp rings instead
e) The guy in Shaan who was in charge of hiring the
gypsies
for the big song-and-dance towards the climax
3) What are the five words any Bollywood supervillain hates to hear?
4) Who is the odd (hench)man out?
a) Keshav
b) Inder
c) Lakhan
d) Lawrence
e) Bob
5) What heinous crime did each one of the following supervillains
commit
with blatant disregard for the law?
Gabbar Singh from Sholay, Vikram from Mr.
Natwarlal,
Shaani Seth from Kaalia, Tiger from Nastik,
Ranjit
Singh from Satte Pe Satta and Shakaal from Shaan
All done? Scroll down for the answers:
Answers to Quiz 3
1) b. The ONLY name that was NOT pulled out of some writer-hack's ass
and
then further dipped in pigshit to in an effort to make it sound badass
is
Gabbar Singh. There ACTUALLY exist people in the world named Gabbar
Singh,
and people actually call them that to their face. FUCK Subhash Ghai and
the
contraption he uses to pull supervillain names out of his ass.
[Clarification - There ARE people in the world named Mogambo, just not
in India]
2) a. Any asshole who lets someone who *he thinks* looks like Charlie
Chaplin
into a gambling establishment by default needs cannonball-in-ass
treatment.
Plus, anyone who can actually let that bitch Sridevi into ANY sort of
cool
establishment deserves to be killed. The guy from Kalicharan
deserves a retirement party with a gold watch. If you don't understand
references
(c), (d) and (e), you need to go watch those movies again!
3) Boss, saara maal pakda gaya!
4) e. Keshav, Inder, Lakhan and Lawrence are part of Shakti Kapoor's
K.I.L.L.
squad of motorcycle assassins in some 80s movie.
5) Violation of Indian Penal Code IPC 56334 - overuse of Safari Suit.
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