The Timepass Quiz # 5

This week's theme: Analyze this - the effect of Hindi song videos on Indian civilization

Kaan khol kar sun lo, Thakur Vishweshwar Singh! Main tumhein aakhri baar kehta hoon ki try and answer the following questions! No peeking at the answers until you have made your choices.

Match the following Hindi song videos with the catastrophic effects they had on our nation:

Hindi Song Video Resulting Natural Calamity
a) Baagon Ki Tu Rani Hai from Jaani Dost featuring Jeetendra and Sridevi 1) Erectile dysfunction (ED) and loss of libido in males in the age group 18-65
b) Julie (Bhool Gaya Sab Kuch) from Julie starring Lakshmi and Vikram 2) Middle class urban Indians tried to shit, but all that came out was a weak fart
c) Love theme from Qaid Main Hain Bulbul starring Bhagyashree and Himalay 3) Severe shortage of fresh fruit in South India
d) Papa The Great from Papa The Great starring Gulshan Kumar's younger brother Kishen 4) Non-stop projectile vomiting in males in the age group 18-35
e) Pyar Kar Le Ghadi Do Ghadi from Kranti starring Manoj Kumar and Hema Malini 5) The dreaded painted clay pot avalanche of 1983
f) Nainon Mein Sapna from Himmatwala featuring Jeetendra and Sridevi 6) Heat death of Universe


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Answers:

a-3
As the song title suggests, the lyrics involve a orchard theme, and each time the hero/heroine compares the heroine/hero to a fruit, thousands of baskets of that fruit are toppled into a waterfall that separates the hero from the heroine. What a fucking waste. Spending all that money and getting only Sridevi in return, I mean.

b-4
This movie tried to market Lakshmi as a sex symbol. This song involves Vikram and Lakshmi slowly getting ready to have sex. Lakshmi?! Ugggghhhh.... Trying to imagine that scene is like trying to imagine Nirupa Roy French kissing Lalita Pawar.

c-6
Do you have to be so money-hungry, that you aquiesce to your lead actress' demands? Bhagyashreejee, you made soooo much money with Maine Pyar Kiya, we *HAVE* to exploit you now! What's that you said? You will only act in films if you can act opposite your real-life husband Himalay, who is the uglier than if we crossed Hemant Birje and Rahul Roy? Your wish is our command, Bhagyashreejee! Only to find out you have caused a sudden entropy increase in the Universe because of all the disorder you have caused, too late you realize, "Oh my God! What have I done?!"

d-2
Did anyone actually watch this movie?

e-1
Trying to watch Hema Malini roll around in her wet saree on a boat while trying to give Manoj Kumar the come-hither look is only *slightly* better than watching Lakshmi make out with someone. Or so I thought, until Hema Malini exposed her fake cleavage. Urrrrrkkk!!!

f-5
The audio in the song features noises that are supposed to be women clanging their glass bangles on clay pots. If you haven't seen this video, you are not ready for the Timepass pages. GO WATCH Himmatwala, you asshole!





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